|The 2008 Yard Sale season has begun here in Maine and is now in full swing, with sales blooming like dandelions on lawns across Maine.
As this robust state industry awakens to another exciting season of wild, sometimes raucous, completely unregulated and untaxed retail activity a Libertarian's dream I thought it would be a good idea to review some of its unique customs, just so you won't be embarrassed by committing a yard sale faux pas. Note that I said “customs.” There are no rules for yard sales that would smack of regulation but you should know that in yard sale society, “customs” are to be strictly observed.
As you begin your first yard sale tour of the season there are some things you should keep in mind. First, whenever possible, you should always make your yard sale experience part of a tour. A visit to several sales gives you more variety and variety is the spice of life. Oh, that reminds me of something else: Never buy spices at a yard sale. I can't remember exactly why you shouldn't, but, as I recall it, was a pretty good reason.
According to custom, yard sales are made up of items that come very close to being thrown on the town dump or transferred to one of our many modern transfer stations. That's because before any yard sale a family will go through the stacks of stuff they want to get rid of and make two piles, one for the dump, another for the yard sale. Often, it's a close call. Comments such as, "Oh, throw it on the yard sale pile for now; we can always take it to the dump later," are common during yard sale preparation. The point is, most of the stuff in the average yard sale is pretty close to being worthless. So, anything a family can get from a yard sale is considered found money.
Another thing to know about yard sales is that when the signs say 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. you shouldn't come pounding on the door at quarter to six in the morning. Early birds are assumed to be dealers and they’re difficult enough to deal with at any hour of the day but most difficult before 6 a.m.
Almost as bad are members of the eBay crowd, who like to scour a yard sale or two before breakfast and post a few dozen items online before lunch. Then, while you're slaving away in your yard, the eBayers are sitting with their laptops in the wireless coffee shop down the street keeping track of the bidding on their precious items.
But back to yard sales and the people who visit them.
When you see a worthless item priced at $10 sitting before you on a lawn, you should never just whip out a ten and hand it to the yard sale host and move on. In yard sale circles it is considered a violation of yard sale etiquette to pay the asking price for any item, without first giving your host an opportunity to hone his or her haggling skills.
And one more thing. Although yard sales are serious business here in Maine you should try and have fun at the sales you visit, and please don't text me bragging about how much you made selling your yard sale finds on eBay.